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I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it ...so I said "Implants?"

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Sсrеw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

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I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

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Anyone have any sеx laying around they're not using I could borrow?

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I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

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[man] Excuse me, would you like to dance? [women] NO! [man] Maybe u didn't hear me.... I said u look really fат in those pants!

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Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?

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You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fат-аss.

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Approach a woman in a bar and whisper "Hey, wanna get out of here?" If she says yes, you can sit where she was.

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If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy.

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According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

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You cannot play with me unless you вlоw me. -Balloon

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If you want to hide your face, go out nакеd.

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What is live? Life is love. Whats love? Love is kissing. Whats kissing? Come here and I show you.

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Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

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Your clothes would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s

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