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Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, sеxy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
but nothing compared to you.
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What did the light bulb say to the switch? "You turn me on."
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If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don't worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.
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Zwischen den Feiertagen Zwischen Weihnachten und Silvester Ham: Hej If Thanksgiving is your left leg and Christmas is your right leg Hey girl
If your right leg was Halloween and the other one was Christmas I would have come visit you between the holidays.
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Baby, if you were an iPhone 6, I would tap you all day!
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Mike, to a blonde at the bar:
"It's rude to interrupt a man when he's talking to his wife."
Sara:
"Wife?"
Mike:
"I'm working on it."
Sara:
"You're awful sure of yourself."
Mike:
"You too."
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Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gаy bar?
A:
"May I push in your stool?"
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Are you a mum?
I am not a dad!
Maybe you could help me with that!
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Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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You work at a corner store and a hot girl walks in.
You ask for her number and she gives you a piece of paper with her phone number and address.
She tells you to take her out today.
She leaves and you tell your boss that you're going to f*uck the sh*t out of her and how you're going to rock her world.
You go to her house and your boss is in the kitchen and the girl tells him, big daddy.
You run out as fast as you can.
You go to work the next day and the girl is there waiting for you and tells you that it's over between you two.
Your boss asks you why didn't you go through with it.
You tell him you thought you would be mad and fire me if you knew I was talking about your daughter.
Your boss says I'm not her father in her Plummer.
You ask him why she called him daddy.
He says because that's my first name.
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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car he walks.
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- Извинете
My friend over there really wants your number so they know where to get a hold of me in the morning.
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Geek Воотy Call... Math:
How about we add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply?
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Man: "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
Woman: "Do not enter."
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На прв поглед Flight Attendant Booty Call... First Sight Classic Booty Call... Sight Вярвате ли в любовта от пръв поглед Вы верите в любовь с первого взгляда Надпис на задното стъкло на кола: Geloof jij in liefde op het eerste gezicht of moet ik nog een keer langs lopen? Tror du på kærlighed ved første blik
Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk by again?
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I lost my virginity.
Can I have yours?
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You smell like trash..... Can I take you out?
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