Four guys go golfing. One of them is held up in the country club with some accounts to settle, so he tells the others to start without him and he'll catch up.
The other three guys move on to the first hole and start talking about their kids.
The first man says, “I'm really proud of my son. He started off as a small realtor showing houses every day and working himself to death, but it paid off! Now he owns his own real estate business that has offices across the country. In fact, he’s done so well that he recently bought his friend a very nice house”.
The second man (not wanting to be outdone) instantly starts describing his son. “Well I am just beyond proud of my son. He started out as a car salesman and he worked every weekend and all the holidays, but boy did it pay off! He now owns car dealerships across the country. In fact, he has done so well recently that he bought his friend two very expensive cars”.
The third man then launches into a description of his son. “Ah well my son is just phenomenal and I could not possibly be more proud of him. He started off as a small stockbroker in a tiny company, but through perseverance and hard work he has become the biggest broker for Wall Street. In fact, he has done so well that recently he bought his friend a ton of stocks that are expected to dramatically increase in value; for sure his friend will be a very wealthy man in just a year or less!” At this point the fourth guy finally joins them and asks what he has missed. The other three explain that they have been talking about their kids and how proud they are of what their offspring have accomplished.
The last guy blatantly states, “I'm not really all that proud of my son. He's been a hairdresser for the last fifteen years and I recently found out that he is gаy…But he must be really good at what he does considering his last three boyfriends have bought him a house, two cars, and a bunch of great stocks”.
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