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Congressman's Money
- Give me your money!
- Това е обир
Грабитель на темной улочке останавливает одинокого пешехода:
Eines späten Abends in Berlin wird ein gut gekleidedter älterer Herr von einem maskierten Räuber überfallen: "Los
Un político se pierde en el camino. Entonces un ladrón se le acerca con una pistola y le grita: -¡Esto es un asalto
Dammi i tuoi soldi! Sono un politico Allora dammi i miei soldi
Un ladrón coge a un hombre por la calle. - Deme todo su dinero. - Oiga
Um ladrão se aproxima de um senhor posudo e diz: — Me passe já o seu dinheiro. O senhor fica indignado e retruca
O ladrão foi assaltar um político: - Passa o dinheiro! - Calma! Calma! Eu sou deputado. - Ah
A thief walks up to a man in a suit and pulls out a gun. The Thief says: “Give me your money.” The man in the suit turns around surprised. He raises his hands and says: “But
Un rapinatore va da una persona e dice: "Dammi i tuoi soldi!" Ma lui risponde: "Ma io sono un politico!" E il rapinatore risponde: "Allora dammi i miei soldi!".
Egy rabló pisztollyal megy az utcán. Meglát egy öltönyös gazdag embert ahogy kiszáll a BMW-ből. - Ez biztos nagyon gazdag.- gondolja. Odamegy a pisztollyal és elkiáltja magát! - Add ide a pénzed! -...
Un ladrón a punta de pistola
- ¡Esto es un asalto
Egy rabló megállít egy embert
Presretne pljačkaš sa fantomkom na glavi uglađenog gospodina u novom odelu: - Daj mi tvoje pare
Late one night a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money," he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can’t do this – I’m a US Congressman!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "Give me MY money!"
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English Class Teacher: "One day we ок will be corruption free. Which tense is it?"
Student: "Future impossible tense."
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A couple was touring the capitol in Washington, DC, and the guide pointed out a tall, benevolent gentleman as the congressional chaplain.
The lady asked, "What does the chaplain do? Does he pray for the Senate or House?"
The guide answered, "No, he gets up, looks at both houses of Congress, then prays for the country!"
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Што е тоа?
Четири в една стая
Ein jüngerer und ein älterer Beamter sitzen in dem selben Büro.
Was sind drei in einem Büro wobei einer arbeitet? - Zwei Beamte und ein Ventilator!
Dans un bureau de fonctionnaires
Q: What is it: “Three in the office but only one works.”
A: Two state clerks and a running ventilator.
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