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Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to кill today because they рissеd me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they be connected to the аss that I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me to always give 100% at work… 12% on Monday. 23% on Tuesday. 40% on Wednesday. 20% on Thursday. 5% on Friday. And help me to remember…When I'm having a really bad day,and it seems that people are trying to рiss me off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4…to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me! Amen.
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