Irish jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

What's the difference between Sаinт Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?
Everyone wants to be Irish on Sаinт Patrick's Day.

0

0

Why does Irish chili only have 239 beans?
Because anymore and it'd be too farty.

0

0

I had a 7 course Irish dinner last night
A 6 pack of Guinness and a potato

0

0

What do you call an Irish woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Ilene.
What do you call a Japanese woman with the same affliction?
Irene.

0

0

An Irish Mexican teenager starts a job as a builder..
Only one hour into his first job he tries to hammer a nail with a screwdriver. The boss spots this and walks over to let him know he's doing it wrong. "You've got a lot to learn young Раddy Juan".

0

0

My DNA results came back 39% German, 27% Irish, 19% Beagle and 15% Pug.
Turns out my dog licked my sample.

0

0

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr Day and St Patrick's Day?
On St Patrick's Day everyone wants to be Irish.

0

0

What happened to the Irish construction worker?
He got hammered.

0

0

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?
Legolas

0

0

An Irish man walks past a bar...
That's it

0

0

What do the Irish call the only crocodile at the Dublin Zoo?
Croc o’ d’ Isle

0

0

What do you call the Irish presidents plane
Èire force one

0

0

What liquer do most asian people like to hate?
Baileys Irish ... Cream

0

0

What do you get when you cross Obama, Bruce Lee, and the Irish?
Barack O’Lee

0

0

What did the Irish fraudsters call their band?
Shamrock.

0

0

A Scottish man, an Irish man, and a English man are all in a hot air balloon.
Somehow

0

0

A Scottish man, an English man and an Irish man tell some jokes in a pub...
Everyone gets arrested for racism.

0

0

What's the Name of the new irish NBA Rookie ?
LePrechaun.

0

0