Johnny was watching TV when you hear them say вiтсh and ваsтаrds so he ask hes dad “what is a вiтсh and ваsтаrd.” dad say “a вiтсh is a female and a ваsтаrd is a mail.” then johnny goes back to the TV and hears them say аss and shiт so he ask hes dad what shiт and аss means dad says “a shiт is shaving creme like what i’m putting on my face and аss is a coat why don’t you bug your mom.” so johnny goes back to the TV and then they say fuск so johnny ask his mom what fuск means mom says "fuск means carving like doing to the turkey then a few minutes later Johnny hears a knock on the door so he answers it he then says “welcome вiтсh and ваsтаrd may i tack your аss” the people then ask wear hes parents are johnny says "my dad is putting shiт on hes face and my mom i fuскing the turkey.
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