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Мамо Wedding Dress Το νυφικό Момченце държи снимка на младоженци и разпитва майка си: Απορίες ενός μικρού κοριτσιού Защо в деня на сватбата булката е облечена в бяло? A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says Una bimba assiste per la prima volta a un matrimonio: a un certo punto chiede alla madre: El niño Bernardino asiste a su primera boda – Al cabo de un rato Na ślubie Jaś pyta się taty: - Tato Toto passe devant une église avec sa maman W kościele za chwilę ma się odbyć ślub. Młoda para zbliża się powoli do ołtarza. Wśród zebranych gości jest mała dziewczynka No meio de uma cerimônia de casamento Öğretmen derste şunları anlatıyordu: - Düğünlerde gelinler neden beyaz giyer bilir misiniz? Bu onların en mutlu günü olduğu için! Arka sıralardan bir ses yükselir; - Damatların neden siyah elbise... A little boy Juhani oli äidin kanssa häissä. Vihkiseremonian jälkeen hän kysyi: Äiti A családi fényképalbumban Móricka a szülei esküvői képet nézegeti. - Anyu Anne küçük kızına anlatıyordu. "Bak kızım Estaba una señora con su hijito de cinco años en la boda de su sobrina cuando el niño levanta la cabeza y le pregunta: Mami - Mamico Una bambina alla madre nel giorno di un matrimonio: "Mamma perchè la sposa ha il vestito bianco?" E la mamma: "Perchè questo è un giorno felice e importante!" E la bambina: "E perchè lo sposo è... Lilla Elsa är på bröllop för första gången i sitt liv och frågar sin mamma varför bruden är klädd i vitt. - Jo - Mamá Un enfant et sa mère passent devant une église. Un mariage s'y passe. L'enfant demande à sa mère: - Maman - Mamo - Mor? Hvorfor har bruden en hvit kjole på? Moren: - Fordi hvitt symboliserer lykke Мамо 1 mère et 1 fils parle: Fils: Maman pourquoi la mariée porte une robe blanche le jour du mariage? Mère: Car c'est le plus beau jour de sa vie. Fils: Alors pourquoi le marié est habillé en noir? Toto et ses parents assistent à un mariage. Toto demande à sa maman : - Pourquoi la mariée à une robe blanche ? - Car c’est le jour le plus magnifique de sa vie Attending a wedding for the first time Mergaičiukė pirmą kartą vestuvėse: - Mama
*boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
Boy:
"Mommy?"
Mom:
"What?"
Boy:
"Why is the girl dressed in white?"
Mom:
"Because this is the happiest day of her life."
Boy:
"... so why is the boy dressed in black?"
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Bella: You're pale white and ice cold. I know what you are.
Edward: Say it... Out loud... Say it!
Bella: A Snowman...
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Son:
"Hey Mom"
Mom:
" What?"
Son:
"I like diск"
Mom:
"What?!?!?!?!"
Son:
"Oh im sorry, i mean Rick"
Mom:
"He does have a good diск"
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A little girl was asking her teacher.
Girl:
“Can my mom get pregnant?”
Teacher:
“How old is your mom?”
Girl:
“She’s 40!”
Teacher: Yes, she can.”
Girl:
“Can my sister get pregnant?”
Teacher:
“How old is your sister?”
Girl:
“She’s 18.”
Teacher:
“Yes, she can.”
Girl:
“Can I get pregnant?
Teacher:
“How old are you?”
Girl:
“I’m 12.”
Teacher:
“No you cannot get pregnant.”
A lil boy sitting behind the lil girl said, “I told you we have nothing to worry about.”
The teacher fainted.
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Mummy, I've found a fake hundred.
- How do you know that it is false?
- Because it had three zeros at the end!
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When you go to a party find the ugliest girl and when she starts to look hot, go home, alone
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Mom- Hey what does idk and ttly mean?
Son *I don't know* * Talk to you later*. Mom- No one does! I'll go ask your sister.
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Coach: Okay class, today we are going to play a game. When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court. And when I say a color, you run to the left side of the court. got it?
Class: Got it.
Coach: Okay... Ready, set... ORANGE!
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CNN just said the world is forty trillion dollars in debt. Who the fuск does the world owe? Jupiter?
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Fortune cookie:You are what you eat.
Person:Thats funny I dont remember eating a sеxy beast today.
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A person: Why don't Homeless people play baseball? Homless person: Cuz they dont know where home is.
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Devil: Welcome to Неll... you're trapped here for eternity, burning in the flames fueled by your sins.
Me: What's your WiFi password?
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My wife gets so clumsy when she's pregnant...
Take tomorrow for instance, she's gonna fall down the stairs.
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Sure Mexico, you may have temporarily stolen our crown as fattest country... but just wait until the Twinkies come back!
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Many video games have the warnings 'Blood'
'Crude Language' and 'Violence'... just like a girl on period.
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What do you call a multiracial gаy person?
Mixed Fruit!
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My girlfriend is leaving me because she's tired of my over-active imagination.
Joke's on her! She doesn't even exist!
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Is there by any chance of you being Athletic??
Yeah, I Surf the Web.....
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