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Behold it is written in the book of February.
Chapter 14
Verse 1
And it shall come to pass that on val's day, excuses shall arise again: my battery died, my credit got finished, my DP refused to change, my boss selected me for the trip, traffic jams etc...
When thou seeth this signs, be calm, fearthou not, keep thy peace and know that verily verily... thou art not
Thy boo's boo, thou art a side chick.
Verse 2
Even when you receive gifts, calls, or were taken out. Remember my dear daughter that all will end on the bed.
Verse 3
Blessed is the boy that bothers not himself 4 any girl 4 peace I will grant to him.
Verse 4
Hear ye hear ye For girls so love February 14 that they
Gave their only begotten dignity in exchange for a date, but know ye that who so ever doesn't make that mistake shall not have the fear of 9 month assignment.
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Dracula was on a night out with his buddies and after much intoxication decided to call it a night. On his walk home he took a few back streets to shortcut. Upon walking down one such dark alley he was hit in the back of the head by a sausage roll but after looking around could not see whom the culprit was. Once again, in the next dimly lit passage he felt a chicken wrap splat across his back, thrown from behind, but again the perpetrator had hidden.
Finally as Dracula got to his castle gates, he felt a tap on the shoulder... he turned round to a dark figure wielding a sausage on a cocktail stick. No sooner had Dracula spoken than the dark figure plunged the stick into his heart.
Falling to the floor, Dracula uttered his last words... "Who are you?"... To which the dark stranger announced....
"I am Buffet the Vampire Slayer"!
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