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There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!"
And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window.
The Russian says "I hate my country!"
And throughs a bomb out the window.
Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death."
"I didn't do that" says the Mexican.
The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?"
The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!"
"I didn't do that" says the American.
Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off.
The Russian says "what's so funny?"
The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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Two blondes were running from the cops as they had just been caught sneeking over the border into Mexico.
They dashed up to a fence and climbed over it, lights and sirens running behind them.
As they arrived on the other side, they came face to face with a long river.
One blonde said to the other. "Here I'll shine this flashlight over the water and you can walk accross the beam of light."
The other said:
"What do you think I am, sтuрid!? I'll get halfway accross and you'll turn it off!"
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What's Mexicos National sport?
Cross Country.
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What's Mexicans favorite video game?
Borderlands
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
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There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, 'quick throw off anything we don't need.' The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
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Reichlich Reis und Dollar 4 Nationen im Zug Пътуват в едно и също купе китаец Бай Ганю Немец Бай Ганьо Era una vez un americano Sitzen ein Deutscher In een vliegtuig zitten een Duitser En un bote viajaban un moro Suomalainen Suomalainen
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says:
"there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says:
"we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says:
"we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says:
"we have to many of these in our country"
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Q: You know what would make America great again?
A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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How do you кill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.
How do you кill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed
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How do you find the population of a Mexican village?
Roll a quarter down the street.r
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What do you call white people running down a hill?
An avalanche.
What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A mudslide.
What do you call black people running down a hill?
A jail break.
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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
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One day President Trump's motorcade was heading to the Mexican border to see first hand progress on The Wall.
All of a sudden a nакеd lone figure was seen веnт over on the side of the road.
Wanting to help the president ordered the motorcade to stop.
He got out and approached the figure and suddenly realized it was Nancy Pelosi.
She was nакеd with her wrists handcuffed to her ankles.
The president said,
"ОМG Nancy what happened?"
She cried out that she was kidnapped by a bunch of people wearing MAGA hats and left to die!
The president said "Well I'm not going to let that happen" as he was unzipping his zipper.
He yelled out to the motorcade "OK boys the line starts behind me"
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What do you get when you cross a Chinese and a Mexican man?
A car thief who can't drive!
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Mexicans cross the border 1...2... And 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.
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What do you call a Mexican bodybuilder who runs out of protein?
No Whey José.
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