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Hose vs Hosé

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What's worse than yelling FIRE in a mexican neighborhood?
Ice

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Heard this joke in middle school 25 years ago- What did the Mexican gangster say when two houses fell on top of him?
"Get off me homes"

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What does a Mexican say when you try to give them soybeans?
No edamames, guey.

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Did you hear about the Mexican firefighter's twin sons?
He named them Hose A and Hose B.

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A Mexican serial killer killed dos people
He never even left a tres

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What do u call a Mexican gardener
Jose

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What do you call a minimum 3 page assignment for homework given to you by your mexican teacher?
Essay

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U. S will run out of avocados in three weeks in we shut the Mexican border.
U. S will run out of people in three years if we continue to deny universal healthcare.

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After work I tried to smoke with my Mexican coworker
After I asked if he had papers he ran

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My buddy is dating this girl who loves Mexican food and Picasso
She's kinda of artsy fartsy.

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Why did the Mexican get fired from the firestation?
He couldn't tell the difference between Jose and Hose 'B'.

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What did the Mexican scientist say to greet their failed cloning experiment of the Grateful Dead?
Muchas Garcias.

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What's the best deal you can get in the Mexican slаvе trade?
Buy Juan, get Juan free!

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I recently bought the cutest little soup holding device with a certain Mexican explorer on it.
It was a Dora bowl.

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You know, I agree with Trump about refugees...
... We can't just let all of these Syrians come into America and take all of our Mexican people's jobs!

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What does Trump do to a Mexican Bathroom?
He deports-a-роттy!

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Senator John McCain is Pro-Mexican Deportation and Pro-Trump Wall.
He hates the Mexicans because of what they did to him and his men at the Alamo.

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What does a mexican say to his son when he wants him ti get married?
Marihuana

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A Mexican and a Black woman are in a car together, who's driving?
Neither, they live there.
EDIT: Toyota Corolla

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What do you call a street on the Mexican border?
Wall Street

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Trump walks up to the mexican border and takes out his guitar.
Anyway here's wonderwall.

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In Colorado you're American
In Juarez you're a Mexican.
In the bathroom European.

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Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?
Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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Why don't Mexican seagulls like Trump?
Because, they're illeagulls.

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What do you call a top-ranking Mexican dude that oversees everything?
Señor Manager

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What does an elderly Mexican have?
Señority

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My Mexican friend asked me "what do you call a Mexican that lost his car?"
I answered "Carlos.".

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