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How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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What is the official sport of Mexico?
Border jump
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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
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Ποιός οδηγεί;
Ποιός είναι ο οδηγός;
Сириец
- Негр и мексиканец едут в машине.
Hay un gitano y un moro en un coche:
A Mexican
Ein Türke
Een neger en een turk zitten samen in de auto wie rijd er met de auto? -De flikken
Народная Американская загадка-анекдот. - Если в машине едут негр и мексиканец
2 turken zitten in de auto
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
En araber og en neger køre i en bilen. Hvem kører? – En betjent.
En Tyrker
To innvandrere sitter i en bil. Hvem kjører? - Politimannen som sitter foran..
Hvis to perkere og en neger sidder i en bil. Hvem kører så? – En hvid politimand.
- Egy ukrán
There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hеll and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously токе the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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Q: Whats different between a Mexican and a Pothole?
A: We serve when we see potholes in the middle of the road.
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How do you get a Mexican chick to вlоw you? You decorate your wiener with leaves. Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
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Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders
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What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
Coco puffs.
What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
BEAN DIP
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How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." but I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
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A single car crash kills a Mexican family.
15 people died.
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Why did Mexico send only a couple thousand Mexicans to fight in the Alamo?
Because they only had 4 trucks.
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Знаете ли защо Куба нямат национален отбор по плуване !?
Защо мексиканците нямат Олимпийски отбор?
¿Por qué los mexicanos no van a las Olimpiadas?.
Why doesn't Mexico have any teams competing in the Olympics?
¿Por qué en Cuba no hay piscinas?.
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team? All the Mexicans who can run
¿Porque México no tiene equipo olímpico? Porque todos los mexicanos que saben correr
Waarom doet Mexico nooit mee aan de Olympische Spelen? Alles wat hard kan rennen
Miksi Meksikolla ei ole olympiajoukkuetta? - Koska kaikki juoksu-
- Miért nem indított Kuba evezős válogatottat az olimpián? - Mert aki evezni tud
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.
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How does a Mexican cut a pizza?
With *little* *caesars*
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A mexican magician told the audience he'll disappear on the count of three. He said "Uno, dos" *РООF*
He disappeared without a tres.
**edit Front page??? Thats Punbelieveable!
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