Op een vliegtuig van America Airlines zaten Pamela Anderson, Cindy Crawford en Naomi Campbell samen richting New York. Toen na een bepaalde tijd het vliegtuig gekaapt werd, ontstond er paniek op...
Cindy Crawford, Claudia Schiffer, e Naomi Campbell embarcaram na primeira classe do mesmo vôo. Lá pelas tantas, o comandante avisa que o aviao tem problemas, e que vai ter que fazer um pouso...
O avião que levava um grupo de famosas beldades para um concurso sofre uma pane e faz uma aterrizagem de emergência em plena selva. Foi uma gritaria danada, um tremendo corre-corre, uma choradeira...
“We have just lost power to the engines and are going to make an emergency crash landing - assume the brace position immediately!”
Immediately the three models start preparing for the worst. Claudia pulls out lipstick and make-up and starts fixing her face. Bewildered, Naomi and Cindy ask:
“What in the hеll are you doing fixing your make-up when we are about to friggin’ crash!”
Claudia responds:
“I know for a fact the rescue workers will search for, and save first, the ones who have the best looking faces - which is why I am putting on my make-up.”
Cindy Crawford rips open her blouse to expose two beautiful mounds of flesh which inexplicably defy the law of gravity. Totally confused, Naomi and Claudia shout:
“Cindy, have you lost your senses? Why are you baring your вrеаsтs for everyone to see when we are about to die!”
Cindy responds:
“I have it on good authority in plane crashes, the rescue workers look to save first the women with big beautiful вrеаsтs - which is why I am exposing my t*ts!”
Not hesitating, Naomi Campbell pulls down her skirt and раnтiеs to expose her love triangle.” Freaking out, Claudia and Cindy yell:
“Naomi - Are you crazy?? Why are you exposing your crotch for everyone to see?”
Calmly, Naomi responds:
“ВIТСНЕS PLEASE! I know for a fact the first thing the rescue workers look for in plane crashes is a black box!”