Мъж и жена в леглото
C'est l'histoire de ce couple
Ένα ζευγάρι παντρεμένων είναι ξαπλωμένοι στο κρεβάτι. Ο σύζυγος διαβάζει την εφημερίδα του. Σε μια στιγμή βάζει το δάχτυλό του στο μ***ι της γυναίκας του!
Młoda mężatka skarży się swojej matce
Mannen och kvinnan hade varit ovänner en längre tid och det hade inte varit mycket med det sexuella... En kväll när dom båda låg i sängen och läste
Mann und Frau liegen abends im Bett. Der Mann liest ein Buch. Plötzlich fässt er unverhofft seiner Frau zwischen die Beine. Sie: "Oh
Mannen läser en bok i sängen med frun liggandes bredvid. Han börjar ta henne på musen. - Åh
Vítima da rotina proporcionada por vinte anos de vida em comum
L’uomo è sul letto e legge un libro
Un homme au lit avec sa femme
Sotul si sotia stau seara in pat. Sotul citeste o carte. La un moment dat sotul isi pune mana intre picioarele femeii. Ea il intreaba fericita: - Vrei sex? - Nu
Mannen läser en bok i sängen och har frun bredvid sig. Han börjar helt plötsligt ta henne lite försiktigt på musen. Frun överlyckligt: - Åh
The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand in his wife's раnтiеs then withdraws his hand. The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was in the mood for a little love. A short time later the husband again reaches into his wife's раnтiеs then withdraws his hand. Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is in the mood. She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure. The husband repeats the same move again. She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for sеx. Her husband, still reading his book, is surprised when she says:
"Dear, I’m all ready!"
"For what? "
"Well, for sеx, dear! You've fingered me three times in the last 5 minutes, and now I'm ready!"
"Huh? Sеx?? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages of my book."