One evening a husband and wife were in bed.
The husband was reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. The husband reaches over and puts his hand in his wife's раnтiеs then withdraws his hand. The wife was surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was in the mood for a little love. A short time later the husband again reaches into his wife's раnтiеs then withdraws his hand. Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is in the mood. She decides to wait for him to touch her a third time and then she will know for sure. The husband repeats the same move again. She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready for sеx. Her husband, still reading his book, is surprised when she says:
"Dear, I’m all ready!"
"For what? "
"Well, for sеx, dear! You've fingered me three times in the last 5 minutes, and now I'm ready!"
"Huh? Sеx?? I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages of my book."