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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods?
A: They take the psychopath.

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Q: Mississippi gave Missouri a New Jersey, so what did Delaware?
A: I don't know, Alaska.

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Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto.

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Q: What do you get when you cross a реnis and a potato?
A: A dic-tater.

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Q: What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall?
A: "Dam."

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Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit?
A: Unique up on it.
Q: How do you catch a tame rabbit?
A: Tame way.

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Q: Why did the boy eat his homework?
A: His teacher said it was a piece of cake.

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Q: How did the telephone operator propose to his girlfriend?
A: He gave her a ring.

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A man phones his wife's doctor and says,
"My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor asks.
"No, you idiот!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

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Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar?
A: The lid said, "Twist to open."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
Why did she go to the other side? To go to the bar.
Why did she go to the bar? To go to the toilet.
Why did she go to the toilet? Because that's where all the соскs hang out.

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Q: Why did the моrоn throw the butter out the window?
A: He wanted to see a butterfly.

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Q: What do you call an Octopus with no legs?
A: A рuss.

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What do you call a poodle with no legs?
A sponge.

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Q: Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
A: He was a party pooper.

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Q: What does a fish use to get high?
A: Seaweed.

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- What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?
- Snowballs.

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