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What do you call a potato at a sports game?
A spec-tater.

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Which disease is the biggest killer of potatoes?
Tuber-culosis

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What did the father potato say to his daughter before her football game?
I’m rooting for you.

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What’s a sweet potato’s favourite horror movie?
The Silence of the Yams.

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Why was the chef’s favourite ingredient a potato?
They found potatoes very a-peeling.

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What does a potato say on a sunny morning?
What a mashing day!

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Why was the potato taken to a psychiatric hospital?
It was starch raving mad.

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Why do potatoes make great detectives?
Because they always keep their eyes peeled.

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What do you call a yam with a broom?
A sweep potato.

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What do you call a chip that makes fun of you for not known any potato puns?
A tater-taunt.

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What do you call a potato jumping into boiling water?
A hesi-tater.

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Where does the biggest potato grow?
Under the ground.

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What do you use to carry potatoes?
A tater tote.

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What did the potato name his son?
Chip.

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What is bruce banners favourite kind of potato?
Hulk’s Mash!

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Why does everyone love sweet potatoes?
They’re yammy.

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What do you call two potatoes wearing the same thing?
Mashing outfits

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What do you get when you put potatoes on the kitchen floor?
Mashed potatoes.

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