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A baby potato is playing with a baby sweet potato in the playground. The sweet potato says to the potato, “I just found out I’m related to you.” The potato says, “No you’re are not!” The sweet potato says,”Yes, I yam.”

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A restaurant put up a sign advertising their new ‘fат-free сhiрs’. When a health-conscious woman ordered some and received a bag of сhiрs dripping in oil she said, “hang on, those don’t look fат-free…”. “Yes they are”, replied the cook. “We’ve only charged you for the сhiрs. The fат is free!”

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An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags. Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute. Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

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What’s the difference between pea soup and mashed potato?
Anyone can mash potatoes, but no one can рее soup.

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