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Did you hear about the root vegetable farmer that got arrested?
He beet up his friend with a potato and didn’t carrot all.

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What do you say when someone tells you French fries are cooked in France?
You say, “no they’re not, they’re cooked in Greece”.

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What did the potato say to the other potato?
My love for you sprouts more and more every day!

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Why did the french fry win the race?
Because it was fast food.

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What instrument does a spud play?
A “tuber.”

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What do you call potatoes with right angles? Square roots.

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How did the burger propose to the fry?
With an onion ring

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What do you get after a potato rain storm?
Spuddles.

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What do potatoes eat for breakfast?
Pota-toast with jelly.

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What did the bank robber french fry say to the potato cop?
“Just fry and stop me!”

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Why couldn’t the potato get off the couch?
Because it was baked.

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A woman goes into a shop and asks if they sell potato clocks. The assistant says “Sorry, we don’t. We have alarm clocks, wall clocks, wind-up clocks… But I’ve never even heard of a potato clock.” The woman says, “neither have I, but I start my new job at nine tomorrow morning so my husband said I should get a potato clock.”

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Looking for potato puns? You can always count on me to chip in.

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I bought the potato at a chip price. I hope it still tastes good.

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My friend has a job at the potato chip factory. He’s a Lay-borer.

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An hour before 5 in the morning is the best time to cook a sweet potato. Because it’s For a Yam!

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“How was your day?” The steak asked the gloomy potato.
The potato replied, “It was tater-ible.”

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A potato gave a gift to his girlfriend.
She said, “Aww, why are you so sweet?”
He said, “It’s just the way I yam.”

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