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If a redneck dies in battle....
Does he go to y'allhalla?

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The only thing harder than diamonds
A redneck at his family reunion

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A redneck broke up with his girlfriend
It wasn't all that bad, she said they could still be cousins.

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Why is it so hard to solve a redneck crisis мurdеr?
They have no dental records and they all have the same DNA...

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What did the redneck say when it started to rain ice?
*"What the hail?"*
I'll ^see ^^my ^^^way ^^^^out.

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How did you compliment a redneck?
Nice tooth

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Have you heard of the Redneck Metric system?
Instead of meters, everything is measured in yays.

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A redneck's truck breaks down, so he bangs on the steering wheel...
... and the truck starts.
His buddy asks, "Why does hitting things make 'em work?"
The farmer smiles, "trick we picked up from the slаvе days."

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A redneck couple are getting married
Shortly after the ceremony, the priest announces 'those who wish to shoot their guns in celebration, please do so now or forever hold your piece".

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How does a redneck un-stick a bolt
Double-Yee 40

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Why does a redneck go to a family funeral?
To meet women.

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A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says,
"How does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"
"Not bad," replies Juan,"after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"

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