There was this gas station in "redneck country" trying to increase its sales, so the owner put up a sign saying "Free Sеx with Fill-up." Soon a "redneck" customer pulled in, filled his tank, and then asked for his free sеx. The owner told him to pick a number from (1) to (10), and if he guessed correctly, he would get his free sеx. The buyer then guessed (8) and the proprietor said, "No, you were close. The number was (7). Sorry, no free sеx this time but maybe next time". Some time thereafter, the same man, along with his buddy this time, pulled in again for a fill-up, and again he asked for his free sеx. The proprietor again gave him the same story and asked him to guess the correct number. The man guessed (2) this time, and the proprietor said, "Sorry, it was (3). You were close but no free sеx this time". As they were driving away, the driver said to his buddy, "I think that game is rigged and he doesn't give away free sеx". The buddy replied, "No, it's not rigged - my wife won twice last week."