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Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something. The first redneck says to the other
Dwa kompletnie głupie elfy zabłądziły w lesie. Jeden mówi: - Strzel
Eina du čiukčiai mišku ir įkrito į duobę. Vienas čiukčis sako: - Šauk į viršų. Gal kas išgirs? Šovė
A big group of hunters were in the middle of the jungle and decided to split into smaller groups. Four fools decided to form one of the smaller groups and started walking. After a while
Two avid hunters take a hunter's safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air. Sure enough
There were two hunters who had never hunted before
"What if we get lost?" says one of them.
"Fire three shots up in the air, every hour on the hour," says the other.
"I saw it on TV."
Sure enough, one of the hunters gets lost, so he fires three shots up into the air every hour on the hour.
The next day the other hunter finds his friend with the help of the Forest Ranger.
"Did you do what I said?" asked the hunter.
"Yes, I fired three shots up into the air every hour on the hour, until I ran out of arrows."