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Двама индианци се загубили в гората и единия предложил: Трима чукчи вървели през тайгата и единия се загубил. Two new deer hunters decided to separate to increases their chances. "What if we get lost?" says one of them. "Fire three shots up in the air Dwa kompletnie głupie elfy zabłądziły w lesie. Jeden mówi: - Strzel Eina du čiukčiai mišku ir įkrito į duobę. Vienas čiukčis sako: - Šauk į viršų. Gal kas išgirs? Šovė A big group of hunters were in the middle of the jungle and decided to split into smaller groups. Four fools decided to form one of the smaller groups and started walking. After a while Two avid hunters take a hunter's safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air. Sure enough There were two hunters who had never hunted before
Two rednecks from Arkansas were out hunting.
They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.
The first redneck says to the other, "If you get lost, fire three shots into the air every hour. That way I can pinpoint you and find you."
After about three hours, the second redneck finds he is really lost.
He decides to fire three shots into the air as the first man told him.
He then waits an hour and does it again.
He repeats this until he is out of ammo.
The next morning, the first redneck finds the second with the help of forest rangers.
He asks the second redneck man if he did what he told him to do.
The redneck answers, "Yes, I fired three shots into the air every hour on the hour until I ran out of arrows."
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Двама индианци се загубили в гората и единия предложил: Трима чукчи вървели през тайгата и единия се загубил. Two new deer hunters decided to separate to increases their chances. "What if we get lost?" says one of them. "Fire three shots up in the air Dwa kompletnie głupie elfy zabłądziły w lesie. Jeden mówi: - Strzel Eina du čiukčiai mišku ir įkrito į duobę. Vienas čiukčis sako: - Šauk į viršų. Gal kas išgirs? Šovė A big group of hunters were in the middle of the jungle and decided to split into smaller groups. Four fools decided to form one of the smaller groups and started walking. After a while Two avid hunters take a hunter's safety class in which they learn that the universal signal for an emergency is three shots in the air. Sure enough There were two hunters who had never hunted before
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