Jeff had gone to propose to his girlfriend and returned home
Crying bitterly. "What happened, son?" his father asked,
Eagerly awaiting her response. "Did she accept?"
"No, she sure didn't," sobbed Jeff. "When I told her what
You advised me to say, she slapped my face and told me to
Get out."
"Did you begin by telling her what I told you to say, what I
Told your mother when she accepted my proposal? 'Sweetheart,
Time stands still when I look in your eyes.' Did you tell
Her that?" asked his father.
"Oh boy, Dad, did I got it all wrong," Jeff groaned. "I
Said, 'My dear, you have a face that would stop a clock!'"
Anybody get a random вiтсh phone call? Oh, you know what I mean. The women that found the phone number, then call it. This woman called me up, talking about, 'Look, I don't know who you is, but I found your phone number in my man's pocket. And you better not be fooling around with my man.' So I said, 'Honey, I don't know who you is either, but I'm gonna give you a little woman-to-woman advice. If you're having a problem in your relationship -- you think your man is cheating on you -- that's something you need to talk over with your man...' So I woke him up, gave him the phone and let her talk to him.