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I’m not saying my wife’s cooking is bad…..
But several weapons manufacturers from the Middle-East have been trying to buy her recipes.
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The following conversation took place between a husband and wife while in bed.
Husband:
“Honey I think your mum tried to have sеx with me last night! ”
Wife:
“That’s impossible, she’s on holiday!”
Husband:
“Oh ok, well maybe you should wear more makeup then!”
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This is the shortest мurdеr story ever written:
Wife: Are you listening to me?
Husband: No.
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The idea that women only belong in the kitchen is totally wrong…..
The rest of the house needs to be cleaned as well.
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So much has changed since my girlfriend got pregnant. Like my name, address and telephone number!
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I’ve never had any luck with women. When I was a baby my mother refused to breastfeed me, she said she only liked me as a friend.
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I don’t drink too much, I just like having an attractive wife.
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VISA Police: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card? Между приятели: A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it. The thief was still spending considerably less than his wife. Un employé de banque reçoit un coup de téléphone de sa femme comme quoi elle a perdu sa carte bleue. Due amici scambiano qualche chiacchiera. "Sai ieri mia moglie ha perso la carta di credito..." "Ah mi dispiace! Hai fatto subito la denuncia?" "No no Die Polizei fragt einen Mann: Warum haben Sie Ihre Kreditkarte nicht gemeldet Konrad freut sich: "Meiner Frau wurde vor zwei Wochen die Kreditkarte gestohlen." "Und da freust du dich?" staunt sein Freund. "Aber ja - Papá Perché se rubano la carta di credito ad un uomo questi non denuncia il furto? Perché il ladro spenderà sicuramente meno della moglie. Man Miten mies huomasi - ¡Papá! Két férfi beszélget: - Képzeld Um homem comenta com o outro: — Roubaram meu cartão de credito. — Você ja avisou a policia? — Não. mas o ladrão esta gastando menos que minha mulher! Kāpēc vīrietis neziņoja policijai Par nozagtu kredītkarti? Tāpēc Ein Mann erzählt mir A man receives a call from his Credit Card Company Έκλεψαν την πιστωτική κάρτα της γυναίκας μου. Δεν παραπονιέμαι
My credit card was stolen yesterday but not sure if I should report it. The thief is spending a lot less than my wife normally does.
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My girlfriend just told me she has a STD…
I think I’m Gonorrhoea-valuate our relationship
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Jeff had gone to propose to his girlfriend and returned home
Crying bitterly. "What happened, son?" his father asked,
Eagerly awaiting her response. "Did she accept?"
"No, she sure didn't," sobbed Jeff. "When I told her what
You advised me to say, she slapped my face and told me to
Get out."
"Did you begin by telling her what I told you to say, what I
Told your mother when she accepted my proposal? 'Sweetheart,
Time stands still when I look in your eyes.' Did you tell
Her that?" asked his father.
"Oh boy, Dad, did I got it all wrong," Jeff groaned. "I
Said, 'My dear, you have a face that would stop a clock!'"
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Q. What do farts and relationships have in common?
A. The harder you have to push the shitier they become.
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I was in a relationship for like eight-and-a-half years, and then I was re-released into the wild not too long ago. So, my internal 'How To Read a Woman Manual' has like a drawing of Dwight and Mamie Eisenhower on the cover, holding hands in a rumble seat and sipping sodas and strangling communists. And I'm just waiting until I can unzip my pants and find a family of raccoons living down there.
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Q. What do women and 0% APR loans have in common?
A. They both have extremely complicated terms and they both keep saying they have no interest.
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What do you call the significant other of a Bohemian chess player?
Czechmate!
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My Wife has this really annoying habit. She keeps breathing.
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Four secrets of a happy marriage.
1. Find a woman who can cook and clean.
2. Find a woman who is an animal in bed.
3. Find a woman with lots of money.
4. Make sure none of these 3 women ever meet each-other.
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Women are just like modern art. You'll never enjoy either if you try to understand them.
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My wife only ever has sеx with me when she wants something. Last night she wanted to time an egg.
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