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Why did the skeleton have a broken heart? His Boney lay over the ocean.

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Why did the young skeleton get in trouble at school? He told a fib-ula.

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What indie rock band do teenage skeletons love the most? Воnе Iver.

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How does the skeleton secret agent like his martini? Воnе dry.

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What did the skeleton say as he saw his beloved off at the airport? Воnе voyage.

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What did the two skeletons get up to behind closed doors? Воnе-dage.

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How did the skeleton get into his house? He used a skeleton key.

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Who did the hotel hire to work over Halloween? A skeleton crew.

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Did you hear about the two skeletons who got lost in the desert? They were dry as a воnе.

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What did the Japanese skeleton put in his sushi? Воnе-ito flakes.

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The skeleton was excited about the concert that weekend, he was seeing Spinal Tap.

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After going camping and being caught in the rain the skeleton had a high temperature and was worried he caught a femur.

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After buying a Harley Davidson for his fortieth birthday the Skeleton was hoping he was finally “Воnе” to be wild.

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Sometimes to feel tall the Skeleton would walk around his garden full of Воnе-si trees.

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Not surprisingly when the Skeleton was born, the doctor told his mother that he was bad to the воnе.

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What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear? Skullcaps.

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What do skeletons eat at the airport? Cinna-bones.

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How do you keep food warm at a skeleton buffet? Put it in the Воnе-marie.

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