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Where does a Portuguese skeleton live? Lis-воnе.

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What weapon does an American Indian Skelton take to war? Bones and arrows.

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Where does a skeletons’ pet dog live? In the Boneyard.

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Why did the skeleton’s car not work? It was воnе idle.

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Why was the skeleton a success at work? He had a head for business.

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What language do skeletons speak? Boney language.

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Why did Dr Frankenstein employ the skeleton? The skeleton was a body snatcher.

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Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat? He was chillled to the bone

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Why did the skeletons go to the grocery store? Prices were cut to the воnе.

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Why was the skeleton not upset that his wife had an affair? He didn’t have a jealous воnе in his body.

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How did the skeleton know a storm was coming? He felt it in his bones.

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Why did one Skeleton ask the other skeleton on a date? He wanted to jump her bones.

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Why did the skeleton avoid the argument with his boss? He didn’t want to make any bones about it.

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Why did the skeleton go to the butcher? He was hoping to put some flesh on his bones.

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Why did the skeletons form a rock band? They wanted to “Rattle them bones”!

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Why did the skeletons stay out of the forest? Because sticks and stones will break them bones.

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Why did the skeleton have to testify in court? Because he was a body of evidence.

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Why were the skeletons’ fingers missing? Because he had worked them to the воnе.

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