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What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.

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What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!

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Why did the girl keep her trumpet out in the snow?
She liked playing cool jazz.

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What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum?
A meltdown.

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What is a snowman’s favorite snack?
Ice krispies treats.

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What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
Frosted Flakes!

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What can you catch with your eyes closed?
A cold.

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Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!

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Why was the blanket discouraged?
The snuggle is real.

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Did you hear about the snowman spy?
He has a license to chill.

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What did one snowflake say to the other?
“You’re one of a kind.”

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How do you warn one of Santa’s helpers?
“Check your elf before you wreck your elf.”

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What do you call a glove combined with a snake?
Smitten.

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Did you hear about the lisping snowman?
He came, the thaw, he conquered.

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Why do Klingons prefer winter for cooking?
Their dishes are best served cold.

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I warned him about starting his own ski resort.
It’s a slippery slоре.

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No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.

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What did the sign say in the reindeer stable?
“There’s snow place like home.”

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