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Did you hear about the politicians whose best speeches were outdoors in the winter?
He could really turn a freeze.

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Why is Frosty never late?
Time waits for snow man.

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Why is it hard to ski after a fresh snow?
With great powder comes great responsibility.

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What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”

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What do you call a winter monster with a six-pack?
Abdominal snowman.

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What do yeti on diets eat?
Iceberg lettuce.

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How do you decorate a snowman’s cake?
Lots of icing.

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How do you make up a snowman’s bed?
Fresh sheets of ice and a thick blanket of snow.

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Why can’t you trust snowmen?
They’re real flakes.

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Why are snowmen great at parties?
They always break the ice.

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How does a snowman convince someone he’s serious?
“Snow joke!”

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What’s the scariest part of owing Santa money?
He snows where you live.

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What did the dog musher say when he got lost?
“I’ve sled us astray.”

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Did you hear about the man buried alive under a sudden snowstorm?
He was feeling under the weather.

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What do you call one day below freezing and the next day at 70 degrees?
“It’s snowing today, but water you doing tomorrow?”

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How do you build a snow fort?
You igloo it together.

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Why are wintertime fortune tellers so reliable?
They can see what is mitten in the stars.

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Did you hear about the snowman who fell in love with a mitten?
It was glove at first sight.

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