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What advice should you give to snow moving to the big city?
Flake it till you make it.

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What kind of robots live in Antarctica?
Snow-bots.

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Did you hear about the kid who was hit in the head with a snowball?
It knocked him out cold.

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What do you call a snowman in the produce aisle?
Nose shopping.

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What’s a snowman’s favorite condiment?
Chilly sauce.

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What do you call it when a reindeer ignores you?
The cold shoulder.

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What do snowmen change into when it warms up?
Puddles.

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What do you call a snowman’s kids?
Chill-dren.

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What’s the best self-defense against an angry snowman?
A hairdryer.

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What do you put over a reindeer’s crib?
A snow-mobile.

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What does a mountain wear on its head?
A snowcap.

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What do you call a реnguin that steals calamari?
A squid-napper.

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Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.

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What did the salad say to get inside?
“Lettuce in! It’s freezing out here!”

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What did the man say from outside the window?
“Icy you!”

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What do you call a photo of the North Pole?
A polar-oid.

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Where’s the warmest place in the South Pole?
On a map.

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Where does a bird have the most feathers in winter?
On the outside.

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