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What do you call a cold taco?
A brrrrrrr-ito.

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What did I do when the doctor advised me to stop eating McDonalds so much? I started eating Taco Веll.

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What did I do when everybody in front of me in the line at Taco Веll started asking for help, saying there's one armed man inside? I drove away because a one-armed man will take forever to make everybody's tacos.

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What did the manager say when I ate the entire Taco Веll menu? He asked me to get down from the counter.

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Why did I visit Taco Веll even though I was not hungry? I was out of gas.

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What should someone do if they get diarrhea every time they go to Taco Веll? They should start ordering online.

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How is the hard shell taco in Taco Веll different from the soft shell taco there? One takes about 30 seconds more in the microwave to get ready.

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What will happen if Dominos end up acquiring Taco Веll? It will be like a hostile tacover.

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How would Eminem be the perfect employee at Taco Веll? Because he is basically a wrap god.

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What would have stopped Taco Веll from not opening due to short staff? Hiring tall people.

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What would turn out to be a perfect name for a princess who eats tacos the whole day? TacoBella.

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Who would be an ideal match for Taco Beast? Taco Belle.

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What is a good form of exercise for a tacos lover? Running to Taco Веll every day.

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What is the similarity between Taco Веll menu and DNA? Both are results of permutation combinations of four ingredients.

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Why does Taco Веll not make songs anymore? Because they are more into making wraps now.

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What did the Taco Веll employee say when I asked her if my tacos are going to be long? She said they are going to be round.

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How can a taco get out of taco jail? By getting Taco Bail.

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Why did the Taco Веll waiter get me a chicken taco when I am a vegetarian? It was just a bad queso miscommunication.

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