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What did the employee at Taco Веll do when I asked for salsa? He started dancing.

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What did I say to the person who drove past me at the Taco Веll drive-through? "Hey, don't you dare taco-ver me".

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Why was the taco crying? Because onions were being chopped in front of him.

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What services do taco sauce protectors provide? Mild Protective Services.

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What did a chicken taco say to another? Guawk guawk.

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Where do tacos call in case of emergency? 9 Juan Juan.

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What is an ocean filled with tacos called? Flotilla.

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What happened when the taco maker made some fish tacos? They did not eat it and swam away from him.

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Why was the son taco scared? Because his parents said that there was something they want to taco bout.

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What happened to the boy who over-ate tacos? He is currently in Tacoma.

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Is it a good idea to have taco Tuesday for lunch? Sure but don't forget to grab some food before.

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Who said that they don't like tacos? No Jaun.

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What did son taco say to mama taco when she asks what he wants to have for dinner? "Taco, ma".

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Why was the taco sad? His brother was falling apart.

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Why could the chef not finish making the taco? He was out of thyme.

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How was the taco that my foreign friend made for me? Mexcellent.

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Why are tacos not good at keeping secrets? They spill everything.

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Why are taco chefs so happy in life? They season the moment.

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