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What did one taco say to the other when he was acting unusual? "You are nachoself today".

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Why can you not make everyone happy even though you try? Because you are not a taco.

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What is a proper balanced diet for a taco lover? Two tacos in each hand.

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How much do I love tacos? From my head tomatoes.

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What did the taco say to her mother when her irritating cousin left? "He was jalapeño business."

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What did the waiter say when I could not decide what to order? "It's okay, taco your time".

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Why should you eat tacos every day? Because they can guac your world.

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Why didn’t Superman eat the nachos at tonight’s taco Tuesday dinner?
He’s afraid of that chip-tonight.

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Why did the Mexican restaurant get such a great review on Tuesday night?
It was nacho average Taco Tuesday!

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What did the Krispy Kreme donut sign say on Taco Tuesday?
Don’t forget about us today, we have fillings too…

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I invited my new neighbor to go out for some Mexican food… I hope we have something to taco bout.

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What was the taco’s favorite part of the day?
Cumin home.

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