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Why does Trump have the most expensive Thanksgiving day?
Because he’ll impose tariff on Turkey

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What do people black people eat on Black Friday?
Whatever they couldn't finish on Thanksgiving Thursday you racist

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"Who is that?" Asked my old fashioned,slightly deaf,southern raised grandfather looking at my black girlfriend at the Thanksgiving gettogether.
"She is Annika" I replied
"I can see that" he barked "My eyesight is still fine".

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What do you call the separate table at Thanksgiving covered with pies, cakes, and cookies?
Desserted Island

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My father has a serious problem with Thanksgiving leftovers, he won't stop till they're gone
So he quit cold turkey

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What did the old war veteran say at Thanksgiving dinner?
"'Nam 'nam 'nam 'nam."

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After Thanksgiving dinner, I told my wife she should be on a cooking show. Now I'm sleeping on the couch.
Worst Cooks in America has decent ratings. Why is she complaining?

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