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On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia...
Turkey shoot you!

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Why does Trump have the most expensive Thanksgiving day?
Because he’ll impose tariff on Turkey

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What do people black people eat on Black Friday?
Whatever they couldn't finish on Thanksgiving Thursday you racist

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Y'all have heard of Joe's Pizzaria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce
Now get ready for Joe's Thanksgiving And Abortion Store
Where yesterday's baby is today's gravy

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What do you call the separate table at Thanksgiving covered with pies, cakes, and cookies?
Desserted Island

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My father has a serious problem with Thanksgiving leftovers, he won't stop till they're gone
So he quit cold turkey

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What did the old war veteran say at Thanksgiving dinner?
"'Nam 'nam 'nam 'nam."

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After Thanksgiving dinner, I told my wife she should be on a cooking show. Now I'm sleeping on the couch.
Worst Cooks in America has decent ratings. Why is she complaining?

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