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“Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America’s obesity statistics.” Stephen Colbert

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What usually comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Traditionally, the letter G.

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Should you have that annoying distant auntie for Thanksgiving dinner?
It’s really not worth it. Just have the turkey.

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Why did the turkey cross the road before Thanksgiving?
He was trying to give people the impression that he was a chicken.

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What happens when you seriously overstuff yourself with turkey at Thanksgiving?
You have a few slices of pumpkin pie.

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What’s black, white and red?
A Pilgrim blushing because he’d seen the turkey dressing.

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What did the pilgrim do when he bit into a bad piece of corn?
He made a pilgrimace.

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How did the Pilgrims die?
It was the Pilgrim Reaper.

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Why couldn’t the Thanksgiving entertainment band perform?
Somebody had eaten the drumsticks.

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What would mothers most like to make on Thanksgiving dinner?
Good restaurant reservations.

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You think you’re crazy about Thanksgiving?
You’ve got nothing on the turkeys. When Thanksgiving approaches, they literally lose their heads!

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Can you tell the difference between a female and a male turkey?
The male is the one with the TV remote.

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38.
What can never ever be eaten for Thanksgiving dinner?
Thanksgiving breakfast.

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What happened the first time one of the settlers tried to write favor instead of favour?
He was attacked by a Pilgrammar nаzi.

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What’s the link between turkeys and teddies?
Stuffing. Lots of stuffing.

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What’s the best way to deal with a turkey?
Have it killed and then cran-bury it!!!!

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How many turkeys does it take to sсrеw in a lightbulb?
Well if I knew the answer, I wouldn’t be asking you, would I?

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What do jazzy people put on their potatoes at Thanksgiving?
Groovy.

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