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Fifty of the very best Thanksgiving jokes plus bonus jokes. Have a joyfull laugh at Thanksgiving with your friends and family.

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What’s the universal key to a lovely Thanksgiving?
The turkey.

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There’s always something to be thankful for on Thanksgiving.
Even if it’s just not being a turkey.

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Why did the policeman stop you on your way home last Thanksgiving?
Because you far exceeded your feed limit.

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What key can’t open doors no matter how hard you try?
Turkey.

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What do turkeys and women have in common?
A lot of guys are only interested in their вrеаsтs.

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How many chefs does it take to stuff a Thanksgiving turkey?
Only one and even then it’s a pretty tight squeeze.

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About two weeks into November, the head turkey turns to his second-in-command and says, “I have a feeling something’s going down. The farmer just unfriended me on Facebook.”

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What do you get when you crossbreed a turkey with a harp?
A bird who can pluck itself.

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What did the turkey say before he was roasted?
“OK, spare me no insults. Roast me!”

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If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be celebrated for the most?
Their age.

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What is a good name for post-Thanksgiving constipation?
Turkey in suspense.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a turkey?
Finally enough drumsticks for everybody at Thanksgiving. Provided you can catch the darned critter.

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Why didn’t the turkey bake properly on Thanksgiving?
I’ve no idea but I suspect some fowl play.

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What do you call a turkey whizzing through the air past your head because the oven exploded?
Fast food.

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The native Indians were laughing at the Pilgrims for being so pale and never getting a proper tan.
But they did get a tan. A puritan.

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What smells the best at dinner on Thanksgiving?
The family dog’s nose.

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Brilliant geek joke:
What is the easiest recipe for a pumpkin pie?
Simply divide the pumpkin’s circumference by its diameter.

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