The TV channel Gold’s eighth annual ranking, which is chosen by a panel chaired by the comedy critic Bruce Dessau, was put to 2,000 UK voters. Check out top 20 jokes. 1. Q: What is Dominic Cummings’ favourite Christmas song?
Driving Home for Christmas 2. Q: Did you hear that production was down at Santa's workshop?
Many of his workers have had to Elf isolate! 3. Q: Why didn't Mary and Joseph make it to Bethlehem?
All Virgin flights were cancelled 4. Q: Why are Santa's reindeer allowed to travel on Christmas Eve?
They have herd immunity 5. Q: Why did the pirates have to go into lockdown?
Because the "Arrrr!" rate had risen 6. Q: Why is it best to think of 2020 like a panto?
Because eventually, it's behind you 7. Q: Why couldn't Mary and Joseph join their work conference call?
Because there was no Zoom at the inn 8. Q: Why can't Boris Johnson make his Christmas cake until the last minute?
He doesn't know how many tiers it should have 9. Q: What do the Trumps do for Christmas dinner?
They put on a super spread 10. Q: Which Christmas film was 30 years ahead of its time?
Home Alone 11. Q: How do you play Dominic Cummings Monopoly?
Ignore the rules, move anywhere on the board you like, and never Go To Jail 12. Q: Why won't Santa lose any presents this year?
He's downloaded Sack and Trace 13. Q: How is the pandemic like my stomach after Christmas?
It'll take ages to flatten the curve 14. Q: How is Prince Andrew coping with the stresses of Christmas this year?
Fine. No sweat 15. Q: Why wasn't Rudolph allowed to take part in vaccine trials?
Because they only wanted guinea pigs 16. Q: Which government scheme supports Christmas dinner?
Eat Sprout To Help Out 17. Q: How can you get out of talking to your boss at this year's staff Christmas party?
Put him on mute 18. Q: How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited?
He keeps a logbook 19. Q: Who dresses in red and gives to the children this Christmas?
Marcus Rashford 20. Q: Why did Mary and Joseph have to travel to Bethlehem?
Because they couldn't book a home delivery
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