24 ώρες
ΓΙΑΤΡΟΣ - ΕΞΕΤΑΣΕΙΣ
O médico liga para o paciente. — Alfredo
Doktor
O cara liga pro seu médico e pergunta: — E aí doutor
Um médico liga para seu paciente e fala: — Tenho duas notícias para dizer:uma boa e uma ruim! — Por favor diga a boa notícia primeiro! — A boa notícia é que você tem 24 horas de vida. — E a ruim ?...
Doktor telaşla hastasını aramış; size bir kötü bir de çok kötü bir haberim var
Un patient va voir son médecin
A man is surprised to receives a call from his doctor. The doctor says
A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says
The doctor and said he had good news and bad news. The Good news is that you have 24 hours to live. The bad news is I forgot to call you yesterday.
Dzwoni lekarz rodzinny do pacjenta: - Wie Pan
"Oh, Mr. Jones! We have the results of your test. Do you want the bad news first or the very bad news?" The guy shrugs and says,
"Well I guess I'll have the bad news first."
"Well the bad news is, you have 24 hours to live," the doctor replies. The man is distraught, "24 hours to live? That's horrible! What could be worse than that? What's the VERY bad news?" The doctor folds his hands and sighs, "The very bad news is... I've been trying to contact you since yesterday."