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A man on a business trip to Las Vegas heard about how good the Las Vegas prostitutes were so on his first night there
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Karl-Heinz hat Lust auf Oralsex und geht ins Bordell. Am Empfang wird er zur Gerda in den 1. Stock geschickt. "Hallo Gerda. Ich hätte gerne Oralsex. Kannst du das überhaupt?" Gerda geht mit ihm zum...
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Thirty minutes later there’s a knock on the door. The guy opens it and there is the most gorgeous girl he has ever seen. Long blond hair, short red dress, and spiked heels. She walks into the room. The guy goes over to the bar and fixes two drinks, he gives one to the hоокеr, and drinks one himself. "Now, down to business," he says, "how much for a hand job?"
The hоокеr says, "Honey, a hand job is $500.00"
"What, that’s outrageous.
"Come over here," She says walking toward one of the windows," see that sтriр mall over there," pointing out the window, "I own the last two stores on the end. I was able to buy those stores with the money I saved from giving hand jobs. I must be pretty dамn good.
"All right, sсrеw it, money is no object."
A half hour after she’s done the guy is sitting on the couch reveling in ecstasy. He gets up, goes to the bar and makes two more drinks. He gives one to the hоокеr and drinks one himself. "That was the best hand job I have ever had. How much for a вlоw job?
"Honey, a вlоw job is $5000.00."
"What, that’s outrageous."
"Come over here," She says walking toward another one of the window, see that hotel and casino over there on the corner," pointing out the window, "I own that, I was able to buy it with the money I saved from giving вlоw jobs. I must be pretty dамn good.
"All right, sсrеw it, money is no object." The guy gives her $5000.00. An hour after she’s done the guy is laying on the couch Head rolled back, eyes rolled up inside his head, a little drool coming out of the corner of his mouth. He gets up, barely able to stand, staggers over to the bar, mixes two more drinks ,gives one to the hоокеr, and drinks one himself.
"My god that was the best вlоw job I have ever had, I’ve gotta know, How much for some рussy?"
The hоокеr looks at him and says, " Honey if I had a рussy, I would own this whole city." has ever seen. Long blond hair, short red dress, and spiked heels. She walks into the room. The guy goes over to the bar and fixes two drinks, he gives one to the hоокеr, and drinks one himself. "Now, down to business," he says, "how much for a hand job?" The hоокеr says, "Honey, a hand job is $500.00" "What, thatâs outrageous. "Come over here," She says walking toward one of the windows," see that sтriр mall over there," pointing out the window, "I own the last two stores on the end. I was able to buy those stores with the money I saved from giving hand jobs. I must be pretty dамn good. "All right, sсrеw it, money is no object." A half hour after sheâs done the guy is sitting on the couch reveling in ecstasy. He gets up, goes to the bar and makes two more drinks. He gives one to the hоокеr and drinks one himself. "That was the best hand job I have ever had. How much for a вlоw job? "Honey, a вlоw job is $5000.00." "What, thatâs outrageous." "Come over here," She says walking toward another one of the window, see that hotel and casino over there on the corner," pointing out the window, "I own that, I was able to buy it with the money I saved from giving вlоw jobs. I must be pretty dамn good. "All right, sсrеw it, money is no object." The guy gives her $5000.00. An hour after sheâs done the guy is laying on the couch Head rolled back, eyes rolled up inside his head, a little drool coming out of the corner of his mouth. He gets up, barely able to stand, staggers over to the bar, mixes two more drinks ,gives one to the hоокеr, and drinks one himself. "My god that was the best вlоw job I have ever had, Iâve gotta know, How much for some рussy?" The hоокеr looks at him and says, " Honey if I had a рussy, I would own this whole city."