This story takes place in the Great Depression era.
A man walks into a bar, he sees a donkey crying in the corner with a bucket of quarters next to him. He walks up to the bartender and asks, " What's wrong with the donkey? " The bartender replies,
" He's been crying all week, I can't get him to stop. He's been driving away all of my customers. " The man looks at the donkey and says,
" Can I be of help? " The bartender looks up at the man with a very excited face. The bartender says,
" If you could do that, the bucket of quarters is yours! " The man takes the donkey outside, then comes back in after a minute. The donkey is laughing. The bartender says,
" You did it! The bucket is all yours! " The man takes the bucket and walks home. A week later the man comes back to the same bar. He sees the donkey laughing again, and another bucket of quarters next to him. He asks the bartender, " What happened? There's nobody here! " The bartender says,
" The donkey has been laughing all week, he won't stop. Please, if you could, do your magic again to help him. I need my business. " The man takes the donkey outside, but this time, an hour passes, and he walks into the bar again. The donkey is crying. The bartender says,
" Incredible! You are truly magical! How on earth do you do it!? " The man replies,
" Well, the first time I did it, I told him my diск was вiggеr than his. He started laughing. Then, the second time I proved it to him. "
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