Three men get trapped on an island. An native tribe finds them. The chief says to them, "I'll grant each of you a wish but after that wish is fulfilled, we're going to кill you to make canoes out of you." The first man wishes to be rich. The tribe hands over some rare gems, enough to make him rich. Then they кill him. The second man asks for peace for his country. The tribe goes to his country and has a meeting with the ambassadors from all around, pledging to bring in more trade if they did not attack this man's home country. They accomplish the deal and head back to the island and кill him. The third man asks for a fork. The tribe travels all around searching for a fork. When they finally find one, they hand it to the third man asking, "Why'd you want a fork?" The man answers by stabbing himself and saying, "You're not gonna make a canoe outta me!"
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