Tree jokes

Add a joke Newest jokes Most popular

Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

51

0

The amazing moment when you're digging with an excavator and you find some colorful tree roots.

5

0

What is every tree’s favourite shape? A tree-angle.

1

0

What type of tree fits into your hand? A palm tree.

1

0

Why are leaves always taking risks? Because they constantly have to go out on a limb.

1

0

What do you call the world’s sleepiest tree?
Mesnoozelah.

1

0

Why did the tree get stumped?
It couldn’t get to the root of the problem.

1

0

What did the tree do when the bank closed?
It opened its own branch.

1

0

What happens to trees on Valentine’s Day?
They get sappy.

1

0

Which Canadian city is a tree’s favorite?
Montreeal.

1

0

Would you ever try the acorn diet?
No way! It sounds nuts.

1

0

Why are trees the best networkers?
They’re constantly branching out!

1

0

How do you know when a tree has had too much root вееr?
He won’t stop texting his ax.

1

0

What’s a tree’s favorite radio station?
One that plays poplar songs.

1

0

This is what irony means. You buy an electric car to save the planet and a tree kills it!

1

0

A tree fell on my fence. Making the best of it while I negotiate the repair. Beware of

1

0

When you cut down a tree in Italy

1

0

What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks.

0

0