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My wife said she saw a bowtie made from solid mahogany.
She told me she nearly bought it for me but she didn’t think I would wear it.
I replied “Wooden tie?”
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Next time you’re in a fight with your wife, start undrеssing...She will instantly have a headache and fall asleep
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Our se-x therapist told me and my wife to try and have se-x every night, it's nice but we hardly see each other now!!..
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Wife:
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Happy wife, happy life.
Happy husband, suspicious wife.
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Guys, I need help here. I just had an argument with my wife & she told me I was right.
"What do I do next?"
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How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife? You don’t.
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“Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.”
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My wife’s cooking is incredible.
With a silent “cr”.
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My wife left me because of my depression.
Which cheered me right up.
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My wife asked if she could have a little peace and quiet while she cooked dinner.
So I took the battery out of the smoke alarm.
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I slept with my best friend’s wife last night and now I feel terrible.
I think she must have given me a cold or something.
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My wife was furious with me today.
I put a stick in a non-stick pan.
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The wife and I were walking down the street today and noticed two cats in a tree.
They were both slowly inching their way along a branch toward the tree’s centre. “Look at them.” I whispered to the wife. “There must be a nest up there.”
“Don’t talk like an idiот.” She replied. “Cats don’t live in nests.”
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Рецепт La mujer en busca de Arsénico Arsen aus der Apotheke Ο Φαρμακοποιός Δηλητήριο Влиза мъж в аптека. Жена влегува во аптека и бара да купи отров. Жена в аптеката Ein Mann möchte seine Frau umbringen. Er geht zur Apotheke und verlangt Zyankali. Der Apotheker mustert ihn streng und meint: Le pharmacien au client: Аптекаря: Жена разбрала за изневярата на мъжа си и решава да го отрови с хапчета. Влиза въпросната дама при доктора и казва: A nice - Скажите Una donna entra in farmacia e chiede: A woman walks into a pharmacy Une femme se rend dans une pharmacie et demande de l'arsenic. Le pharmacien lui demande : Kommt ein Mann in die Apotheke und verlangt 50 Gramm Arsen. Fragt der Verkäufer: "Haben Sie dafür ein Rezept?" "Nein A man who wants to murder his wife goes in a pharmacy and asks for cyanide. "I'm sorry sir Kommt ein Mann in die Apotheke und sagt: „Bitte geben sie mir eine Packung Strychnin.“ Apotheker: „Wofür brauchen Sie das?“ Mann: „Ich will meine Frau ermorden.“ Apotheker: „Das können Sie doch nicht machen.“ Der Mann zieht ein Foto seiner Frau aus der Tasche und zeigt es dem Apotheker.... Przychodzi baba do apteki i mówi do aptekarza Een dame wandelt de apotheek binnen en vraagt er wat arsenicum. "Waarvoor hebt u dat nodig Kadının biri Uma mulher entra em uma farmácia e pede ao farmacêutico: - Por favor Ein Mann Uma mulher entra na farmácia e pede ao atendente que lhe traga 10g de cianureto. O rapaz Una dama entra a una farmacia y le pide al farmacéutico: - Por favor Manden på apoteket: - Jeg vil gerne have lidt arsenik til min svigermor. - Har de recept? - Nej Una señora entra en una farmacia y le pide al farmacéutico un frasco de arsénico. El doctor dice: - ¡Señora! ¿para qué quiere el arsénico? - Para matar a mi marido Una donna va in farmacia: "mi può dare il veleno più potente che ha" ed il farmacista: "a cosa le serve?" e la donna: "a uccidere mio marito" il farmacista: "non posso" e la donna caccia una foto... Ei käy Apotekeren siger til kunden: - Nej da! Jeg kan ikke bare give dig Arsenik Egy nő bemegy a gyógyszertárba. - Patikus úr! Olyan mérget szeretnék venni A nő bemegy a patikába és mérget kér. A patikus meglepődik: - Asszonyom En kvinna kom in på apoteket och ville köpa arsenik. Apotekaren undrade vad hon skulle ha det till. Jo En una pequeña farmacia del pueblo entra una señora y dice: - Por favor Een man komt bij de apotheker en hij vraagt wat arsenicum voor zijn schoonmoeder. "heeft u een voorschrift?" zegt de apotheker? "nee A patikus így szól a pult előtt álló izgatott férfihez: - Sajnálom En kvinna kom in på apoteket och ville köpa arsenik. - Vad ska ni ha det till frågade apotekaren? - Jag ska ta livet av min man!!! Apotekaren: - Jag kan inte sälja arsenik för att ni ska döda eran... Nainen käveli apteekkiin ja pyysi miesapteekkarilta syanidia ja nopeasti. Myyjä luonnollisesti huolestui moisesta pyynnöstä ja kysyi: - ”Miksi ihmeessä te tarvitsette syanidia?” Nainen selitti Aptiekā. - Cienījamais A lady walks into a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some cyanide. Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist’s wife. The... Egy asszony bemegy a patikába Une femme entre dans une pharmacie et demande de l'arsenic... - Que comptez-vous en faire ? lui demande le pharmacien soupçonneux. - C'est pour tuer mon mari... - Quoi ? Vous plaisantez ! Je ne... Jedna gospođa dođe u ljekarnu i traži arsenik. Ljekarnik: - "Budući se radi o jakom otrovu Un homme entre dans une pharmacie. Il demande au pharmacien : - Bonjour C'est un gars qui entre dans une pharmacie : - Je voudrais un litre d'arsenic. - Grands Dieux ! Pourquoi faire ? - Pour ma femme. - Ah... et euuuuh... Vous avez une ordonnance ? - Non mais je peux... Uma mulher muito bonita Krásná dáma vkročí do lékárny Příjde pán do lékárny pro cyankáli. Lékárník ale povídá
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist,
“May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?”
She is shocked.
“Why would you want something like that?”
The man calmly tells her,
“I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover.”
The pharmacist is now horrified.
She said,
“I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and мurdеr!”
At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sеx with the pharmacist’s husband. She examines it then looks up at him.
“Oh. I didn’t know you had a prescription.”
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