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Why do we say 'slept like a baby'? Babies wake up every two hours crying. I want to sleep like my cat.
14 hours, no responsibilities, zero regrets.

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Baby Jokes | Pet Jokes | Cat jokes

When you shiт on 1 million cars and upgrade to Phoenix

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Animal Jokes

Hey! What are you starin'at? Homophobia: The fear that men will treat YOU the way you treat women.

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Men jokes

I see dumb people they dont know they re dumb.

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A South African Pastor who claims to heal people by farting on their faces, claims he farts the holy spirit.

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Fart Jokes

I have stage 9 dementia, The greatest dementia. Nobody does dementia like me

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Donald Trump administration jokes

When threatened, the common North American Trump (аnus tangerinus) inflates its neck pouch and emits hostile tweets

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Donald Trump Jokes

Wait a minute, now ao | plug a USB stick into this $2,000 MacBook? Apple:

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Apple jokes. iPhones jokes

Her : He must be thinking about another woman. Me : If my son becomes a priest, will | call him son or father ?

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Best Priest Jokes, Best Catholic Priest Jokes

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Animal Jokes

- Data, why is there a man clinging to the hull of our ship at warp speed? - It appears to be Tom Cruise, sir. He is filming Mission Impossible part 421.

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Star Trek jokes | Movie jokes

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Computers

I'm curious, ladies—how are men the problem? Divorce Rates Men/Women. 42% Women/Women. 72% Men/Men. 28%

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Divorce Jokes | Men jokes | Men-Women jokes

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When you eat the goat but then you get horny

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Arab jokes | Dirty jokes

My laptop is set up to take a picture after 3 incorrect password attempts and I just gota text alert on my phone with this Image attached.

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Cat jokes

Hey John, I've been so hоrny since we last spoke. I've never felt like this after meeting a guy! Sorry who is this? I'm glad your phone is working. Its Steve your plumber, | have sent multiple over d

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Work Jokes, Office Jokes

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Donald Trump Jokes