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My iPod is in Titanic mode right now. It is syncing.

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Jokes about communism are only good if everybody gets
Them.

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Stephen Hawking died.
Have you tried turning him off and on again?

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Last words of a Jedi apprentice, "Of course I
Know which side the light saber comes out!"

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A superconductor comes into a bar.
"Hey!" says the barkeep, "we don't serve
Superconductors!"
The superconductor didn't put up any resistance.

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Panic, Chaos, Pandemonium – my work here is
Finished.

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Why did Thor lose his power of lightning as a
Teenager?
Because he got grounded.

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IT paradox?
The warmer a computer becomes, the more it freezes.

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It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than
Sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they
Speak.

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What happens when eight hobbits get together?
They turn into a hobbyte.

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Boss:
"I can clearly smell alcohol on
Somebody's breath!"
One of the staff:
"Um, boss, this is a video conference."

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Why did the surgeon not like the movie?
It was the uncut version.

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Romantic relationships can actually be represented in
Algebra. You for example, have definitely at some point looked at your X
And asked yourself Y.

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My husband came home from work today and asked why it’s not tidy when I’ve been home the whole day.
I asked him how come we’re not rich when he’s been at work the whole day.

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So how was summer in Alaska?”
“Can’t tell you, really, I was drunк on both days.”

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How many Irish people do you need to change a lightbulb?
Five. One holds the lightbulb and the three are drinking heavily until the room starts going round and round.“

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How many bears do you need to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but you’ll need a lot of lightbulbs before he learns how to do it.

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