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Proper spelling and grammar is very important and for
Instance a coma can totally change the meaning of a statement.
Here's an example:
"Travis is in a rush."
"Travis is in a coma."

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"I just don't understand how somebody
Could guess my PIN number!"
"What was your PIN?"
The date the emperor Aizong of the Jin dynasty committed suicide,
Bringing about the end of the Jin Dynasty."
"Wow, that sounds obscure enough, when was that?"
"In 1234."

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A distrainor rings the doorbell.
A voice comes from behind the door, "We're not home."
Distrainor:
"Correct, not anymore you aren't."

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They say that a PC user keeps a screwdriver and
Pliers next to his keyboard, while a Mac user keeps a glass of wine.
That actually makes sense because when your Mac malfunctions, all you
Can do is just get drunк.

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A floppy disc is kind of like Jesus, really.
It died and became the icon of saving.

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What was written on the tombstone of a computer nerd?
Offline since 2020.

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Nerdy Jokes

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What is the difference between an IT guy and a
Regular guy?
A regular guy thinks a kilobyte has 1000 bites. An IT guy thinks a
Kilometer has 1024 meters.

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I've been a naughty girl... I think I
Deserve punishment..." she said suggestively, biting her lip.
"As you say," said he and installed Windows Vista on her
Laptop.

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Christmas at the Schrödingers' was a rather
Awkward affair. Even days after Christmas, boxes were lying under the
Christmas tree that nobody dared open.

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God is dead. (Friedrich Nietzsche, 1882)
Nietzsche is dead. (God, 1900)

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A young, dynamic software company is looking for a
Hacker. Please leave your structured CV in our "HUB_01"
Computer in the C:/Documents/Applicants folder.

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Beethoven: So what up, guys? Are you ready for some serious
Symphonies?
Excited crowd: YEEEAAAAHHHHH!!
Beethoven: I can't hear you!!!

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Intelligent Jokes

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Do you think that when Han Solo married Princess
Leia, she demanded that he change his name to Han Married?

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Two admins are talking, "This friend of mine
Shot down the main server yesterday within minutes."
"So what is he, like, a hacker?"
"No, an imbecile."

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A web designer is filling out a form:
Age: 31
Height: 5'9"
Eye color: #008000

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A programmer gets shopping instructions from his
Wife: Go buy a cauliflower. If they have oranges, get two dozens. He
Comes home with 24 cauliflowers.

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