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Eight sodium atoms entered the bar, one after the other. It was clear that Batman would soon follow.

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Chemistry Jokes

A chemist came in a bar and ordered H2O. His chemist friend said he'd like H2O too. It was pretty messy. Then he died.
(For the non-chemist - H2O2 - hydrogen peroxide - is in its pure form not good for human health - not at all.)

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So oxygen and potassium went on a date together. It was very much OK.

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It is a little known fact that you can lower your body temperature down to -273 °C and be perfectly 0K.

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After a fight, proton sighs to his electron spouse:
“I really don’t know why you always have to be so negative.”

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Rule number two of chemistry: Although chemistry is a lot like cooking, You. Never. Liск. The. Spoon.

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Rule number one of chemistry: Never trust atoms. The little beasts make up everything!

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The cool guys drop the base. The adventurous guys drop acid into water.

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Helium walks into a bar fight. Argon hits him with a bar stool. Helium doesn’t react.

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Old chemists don’t die, they just become inorganic chemists.

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How can you tell that hydrogen’s been romping with oxygen?
There’s a puddle of water on the floor.

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Hey, did you just throw sodium chloride at my head?!
That’s a salt!

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Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium went on a date? I mean… ОМG!

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The real problem is not to create a perfect universal solvent, but to find something you could keep it in.

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Chemists are сrар as аssаulт soldiers. They don’t have the element of surprise.

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Two blind people are walking, one of them with a
Twenty-meter white cane and nudges the other, "So, I got myself
This really sweet binoculars!"

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An accused cannibal is trying to defend himself at
Court:
"Your Honor, if it really is as they say, You are what you
Eat, then I must insist I am a perfectly innocent victim here!"

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