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Why did the bird have to go to the hospital?
He was scheduled for a tweetment.

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What keeps going up and down but doesn't move? - The temperature!

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Can you name a city where no one ever goes? - Electricity.

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Teacher:
"You got a zero in the last exam."
Roger:
"I don’t think I deserve a zero!"
Teacher:
"Neither do I. But I can’t go any lower than that."

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Why does Little Johnny always tiptoe past the medicine box?
He’s afraid what would happen if he woke up the sleeping pills.

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Cute little bunny walks into a pharmacy and asks if they have carrot ice cream.
“No. This is a pharmacy. We don’t sell ice cream.”
Bunny leaves. But it comes back the next day and again asks, “Do you have carrot ice cream?”
“No, Bunny! This is a pharmacy. We don’t sell ice cream!“
Bunny leaves – but comes again the next day. And the next day, and so on, until after about two weeks, the pharmacist caves in and personally gets carrot ice cream for the next time the bunny comes.
The bunny does come, and again asks, “Do you have carrot ice cream?”
“Today, Bunny, today we do!” smiles the pharmacist.
The bunny says:
“Well then don't eat it. It tastes horrible!“

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I have hands but I can never clap. What am I?
The clock.

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Little Johnny: Mom, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Johnny’s Mom: OK, let’s hear the good news first.
Little Johnny: I got a B in Math today.
Johnny’s Mom: That’s good! And now the bad one.
Little Johnny: That was a lie.

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Peter, where did you put the siеvе?
Sorry, mommy, I threw it away. There were too many holes in it.

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What do teachers and clouds have in common?
Everything brightens up when they go away.

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80 chimneys plus 5 chimneys plus 8 chimneys.
What is the result?
Lots of smoke.

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Father: And, how do you like going to school?
Son: Well, the going bit is OK, the coming home bit is fine too, but the time in between kind of ruins it!

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Do trains eat? - Well they do go chew-chew…

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Mother knocks on her son’s door, “It’s late. Are you still behind your computer screen playing video games?“
The son replies, “Of course not. I’m in front of it.”

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What has a 1000 legs but can't walk?
500 pairs of pants.

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What lion hunts under water?
The sea lion.

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How many times can you subtract 9 from 74?
Just once. After that it's not 74 anymore.

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