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What has a 1000 legs but can't walk?
500 pairs of pants.

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What lion hunts under water?
The sea lion.

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How many times can you subtract 9 from 74?
Just once. After that it's not 74 anymore.

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If you have 1 cent and you triple it every day, how
Many dollars will you have after 27 days?
82 cents. You only ever triple that one cent you had at the beginning.

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What's got many, many keys – but is
Unable to open any door?
The keyboard.

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What eats a lot of iron and yet has no digestion
Issues?
Rust.

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Question: Can somebody who lives in New York be
Buried in New Jersey?
Answer: No, he still lives.

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Question: In what sort of glass should you never pour
Expensive wine?
Answer: A full glass.

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Question: What's the first thing a gardener
Puts in his garden at the beginning of the year?
Answer: His foot.

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My girlfriend says that I am snoopy. But OK, maybe she meant it differently when she wrote it in her diary.
Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.
And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!

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A man noticed his credit card has been stolen - but he never reported it because the thief was still spending considerably less than his wife. What is yellow and can’t swim?
An excavator.
Did you find it funny?
No.
Neither did the excavator operator.

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Question: I have an extra-large nose, three eyes and thirty teeth. What am I?
Answer: Ugly

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A detective asks a woman, "So, your husband hanged himself?"
Woman replies, "Yes, that is correct."
The suspicious detective continues, "But why does he have all those bruises on his head?"
"The old fool used an elastic rope!"

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Who’s there?
The love of your life.
Liar! Chocolate can’t speak!

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Woman calls the police:
“Is it the police I'm with.”
Police officer:
“If you are with the police why would you call here?”

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Jokes about Police Officers | Corny Jokes

Question: Why is it so much fun to ride a train with a teacher?
Answer: He says spit out the gum and the train goes chew chew.

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School Jokes | Corny Jokes

What sits up a tree and goes "aaaaaah"? An owl with a speech impediment.

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