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2 mosquitos are about to suск a sleeping man. Suddenly one of them says to the other:
“Hang on, something flew in my eye.”

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Corny Jokes

Chuck Norris hasn't filled his gas tank in decades.
His car drives on respect.

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is so manly, even his chest hair has chest hair.

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris is still getting updates for Windows XP.

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris actually solves problems with the
Windows Troubleshooter.

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris seasons his steaks with pepper spray.

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris can spread crunchy peanut butter on a slice of soft toast bread.

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Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris had a court appointment. But the judge didn't dare to show up.

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Chuck Norris

6.
Butt is actually a British measuring unit equivalent to 125 US gallons or 105 imperial gallons.

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2.
It is impossible to stand backwards on stairs.

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“Esrowneve” may look like gibberish, but when you put it backwards, it’s even worse…

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Dad Jokes

Little Petra asks her dad at breakfast time, “Daddy, can you please teach me how to make eggs?”
Dad shakes his head, “Nope.”
“But why daddy? I want to learn!“
The dad winks at her, “I can’t teach you how to make eggs because I’m not a hen.”

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Dad Jokes

I was a doctor for a while but then I quit. I simply didn’t have enough patience.

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Doctor's jokes, Health Jokes, Medical joke | Dad Jokes

Have you heard there was a kidnapping at the school?
[No]
But it’s fine now, the kid woke up again.

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School Jokes | Dad Jokes

I’ve never liked speed bumps much. But I’m getting over it slowly.

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Dad Jokes

Do you know the most important words that could open a lot of doors in your life?
Push and Pull.

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Dad Jokes

Why didn’t the Orange drive when the lights turned green again?
No juice!

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Dad Jokes