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The woman is рsyсhо, the man is logical. Which bus went from Spain to America?
Columbus.
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Why did the singer take a bucket to her choir practice?
She needed something to carry her tune.
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What would you call a clock covered in chocolate?
Food around the clock.
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Other than “It’s fine,” what other life threats do women use?
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Did you hear the joke about the elephant in the elevator?
No? Me neither, I took the stairs.
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Do you know what my dream job is?
[No]
Cashier. Women are literally lining up for you.
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Лесно е да разпознаеш гинеколог сред други лекари. - Как се разпознава гинеколога на медицински конгрес? Comment reconnaît-on un gynécologue dans un congrès médical? C'est le seul qui a sa montre sur l'avant-bras. - Jak poznać ginekologa na kongresie lekarzy? - Tylko ginekolog nosi zegarek na bicepsie. - Як розпізнати гінеколога на медичному конгресі? - Тільки у нього одного годинник на передпліччі. Come si fa a riconoscere un ginecologo in un congresso medico? E’ l’unico che porta l’orologio sull’avambraccio. Wie erkennt man einen Gynäkologen im Ärzte- Casino? Er trägt die Armbanduhr hinter dem Ellbogen.
How do you recognize a gynecologist?
He usually wears his watch closer to his elbow.
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There’s an evil rumor going around that I’m a hаrdсоrе gambler. I don’t know what ваsтаrd is spreading such lies, but I’d bet serious money on it being Mike.
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It really makes me mad when I hear idiots saying that women belong in the kitchen. Such сrар. Who would clean the rest of the house?!
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Спортуваш ли нещо? - Ты занимаешься спортом? Fragt ein Freund: Kevin - Αθλείστε; - Το σεξ μετράει; - Φυσικά! - Τότε όχι. При доктора: - Спортувате ли? - А се-кса брои ли се? - Естествено - Дали се занимавате со спорт? - Сексот се рачуна? - Да. - Епа Docteur : Faites-vous du sport ? Patient : Est-ce que faire l'amour compte ? Docteur : Oui. Patient : Alors non.
Doctor:
“Do you do sports?”
Patient:
“Does sеx count?”
Doctor:
“Yes.”
Patient:
“Then no.”
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Patient:
“Doctor, I just feel so invisible, ignored… Like I didn’t even exist…”
Doctor:
“Next!”
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(Girl to a guy standing on the railing in the middle of a tall bridge)
“No! Please don't jump!”
(pulls out phone and turns on camera)
“OK, go ahead!”
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Ein Kannibale im Flugzeug Στο πλοίο Богат папуас пътува в първа класа на луксозен параход. Ein Kannibale fliegt zum ersten mal. Die Stewardes kommt vorbei und fragt: Este es un caníbal que va en avión Resulta que un caníbal viajaba en un avión O canibal entra no gigantesco restaurante do transatlântico de luxo. Um garçom vem atendê-lo: — Gostaria de ver o menu Was sagt der Kannibale zum Kellner Der Kannibalenhäuptling ist Ehrengast auf dem Traumschiff. Als man ihm die Speisekarte reicht Va un canibal en un avión y la azafata le pregunta: ¿Quiere que le traiga el menú? A lo que el canibal responde: No mejor traigame la lista de pasajeros. ¿Y como llama un canibal a un directorio... Un caníbal va en un avión Kannibalen var på flytur. Etter en stund kom flyvertinnen bort til ham og spurte: – Har De lyst til å se menyen? Da svarte kannibalen: – Nei takk Kannibalen sidder i flyet In un aereo un cannibale guarda il menu ma non trova nulla che gli piaccia. Chiama allora la hostess e le dice: “Signorina Un grand chef cannibale prend pour la première fois l’avion. À midi Un canibal călătorea cu avionul. Stewardesa îl întreabă: - Ce aţi dori să serviţi de mîncare? La care canibalul: - Îmi aduceţi Un canibal calatoreste Cu avionul. Stewardesa il intreaba: - Cu ce va pot servi? - Pai Viaja un canibal en un avión Un cannibalale prend l'avion pour la première fois. Pour le déjeuner l'hôtesse lui demande ce qu'il veut manger. - Pourriez-vous m'apporter la liste des passager Um canibal vai viajar de avião Insotzitoarea de zbor il intreaba pe un canibal daca doreshte sa consulte meniul. Canibalul cere lista pasagerilor....
What does a cannibal say to the waiter in a restaurant on a cruise ship?
“Please bring me the passenger list.”
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My father fell asleep in front of the TV.
I put a picture of our female neighbor, some tissues and a рот of Vaseline next to him. Let's see how my mother reacts.
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- Am I beautiful, George?
- You’re like the Sun! It’s painful looking at you.
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I saw my wife at the dam yesterday.
Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
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Δάσκαλος και μαθητής Японска школа за пилоти-камикадзе. Ein Terroristenführer ruft seine Auszubildenden zu einer Demonstration zusammen. Nachdem er allen gezeigt hat wie die Weste mit dem Sprengstoff anzuziehen ist und der Zünder eingerichtet wird Naquela escola de treinamento para Kamikazes L’istruttore della scuola di terroristi sta tenendo la lezione sul come si usano le bombe negli attentati kamikaze. Entra in aula tutto imbottito di tritolo mentre mostra il detonatore che ha in... Kamikáze oktató az újoncoknak: - Jól figyeljenek
Kamikaze pilot instructor:
“OK, listen up, and listen up closely. I don’t want to have to repeat myself to you again tomorrow!”
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Husband approaches his wife, “Jenny, I think I have a problem.”
Jenny smiles at him kindly, “Darling, your problems are my problem also. Trouble shared is trouble halved. Tell me.”
“OK, “ says the husband, “in that case, we got the neighbor pregnant.”
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