A frog goes into a bank to ask for a loan. As he walks up to the teller he sees her nameplate reads Patty Black. The frog asks for a loan of fifty thousand dollars to build a beautiful new home on prime real estate, a lily pad in the best part of the pond. The bank teller says that in order to secure a loan of that amount he would need something of great value to use as collateral. The frog pulls out a beautiful old ash tray, covered in decorative carvings. The bank teller, not sure if this is sufficient, goes to ask her manager if they can accept the ash tray as collateral. After glancing at it the bank manager looks back at her, asking if she's serious. It's what the frog gave me sir, she replies. The manager sighs and says, it's a knick knack patty black, give the frog a loan.
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